Wednesday, November 01, 2006

When Boredom Sets In....

My motivation is still on critically low. The problem is that when you feel like doing nothing, you can get quite bored. As I sit without the will to do anything too physical, I have found creative ways to occupy my time.

The other day I tore gum wrappers into tiny strips and braided them, but yesterday I went to search my adult ADD....yes, again, that I am convinced I have whenever this particular mood hits, and when you start any search with "adult", you get some interesting sites. I found horny matches.com and that became a good hour or two of looking for people in my area, trying to recognize anyone that would be so....ummm...weird and horny to post a picture and ask for sex.

Unfortunately, most of the profile pics are of a certain area that I would not easily recognize the person unless I had a lights on, passionate fling with them. But some posted pictures of their other head and I still did not seem to know anyone. It was hours of fun and fascination just reading profiles though. I highly recommend this activity for a rainy day.

While talking with some friends, I analyzed why men are so icky when it comes to sex. We discussed why they would get the idea that posting a picture of their nekkid package would actually turn a women on, cause that thing goes inside for a good reason....so you don't have to look at it for too long!! Sorry, guys, it just ain't perty. But those adult sites always have this theme of "Look at this trashy, scumbag, ho' get it from both ends". I mean, what the hell is that and why is that so sexually exciting to men? I cannot imagine going to a porno site to look at men that was all.."Look at this homeless, toothless, unemployed, bastard get penis ambushed." Nope, not making me hot at all.................In fact, pass the bucket NOW!

Today's boredom activity: Pogo spades and then maybe a nap. And maybe, just, maybe...another browse through horny matches...I did get quite a few winks on my fake profile that gave "prefer not to answer" to every single question. Guys seem to like brainless girls, especially if they are also, like, you know, shameless sluts too.

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