To Those That ...
To those that I called and obsessed that I may be pregnant because my boobs hurt a week early and belly was all "showing" like I was six months along. I have good news..........
I'm not.
Though I may be forever known as the girl that cried "pregnant" when the possibility is non-existant, I appreciate you listening to my never ending rants and acting like you understand that vasectomies can grow back and that, even if I was unsure about actually having sex, I did play quarters one night during this cycle and, ya know, it COULD have happened!!
To those that hear about my issues with the 14 year old drama queen and think they have a solution to the problem.........
Tried that. Didn't work.
She has so ruined my credibility as a good parent, I may take this opportunity to be a really bad one and sell her on E-bay, with free shipping.
To those that have not had a 4 year old in a number of years and think they remember what it was like.....
You don't. Your mind protects you from reliving such terrors that include constant chaos, and a trail of toys that line each room and extent outside the perimeter of your house. If you have not stepped on a hard plastic Dora in the last few weeks....good for you and kiss my ass.
To those that call to tell me my bills are late and you may take legal action soon......
You're barking up the wrong tree and I am tired of the threats. Two words. Bring it.
To those that work at AT&T that put that order in to have my cell phone shut off for a five dollar late fee that I did not even know I had, cause I paid two days late last month and I am not even due yet this month and you wanted 40 bucks to restore the service AND I kept getting people that said "Hold on while I check this.." and was then directly sent back into the "press one for trouble with your service..", then had to yell at a whole new person all over again...........
I don't like any of you, but I appreciate that you did restore my service and wave the fee cause it was so freakin' ridiculous and if I did not have PMS, I may actually feel bad for the verbal beatings you all endured...or maybe not.
To those that coach football at Washington & Jefferson College, that continually screw over my fabulous, talented, handsome and "too good for your glorified high school, jump up in the air and hit bellies, fake stats" team......
I look forward to telling you off again next season, via e-mail, because you give hormonal fluctuations a home and a purpose.
To those that put up with all my bullshit.....
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I'm not.
Though I may be forever known as the girl that cried "pregnant" when the possibility is non-existant, I appreciate you listening to my never ending rants and acting like you understand that vasectomies can grow back and that, even if I was unsure about actually having sex, I did play quarters one night during this cycle and, ya know, it COULD have happened!!
To those that hear about my issues with the 14 year old drama queen and think they have a solution to the problem.........
Tried that. Didn't work.
She has so ruined my credibility as a good parent, I may take this opportunity to be a really bad one and sell her on E-bay, with free shipping.
To those that have not had a 4 year old in a number of years and think they remember what it was like.....
You don't. Your mind protects you from reliving such terrors that include constant chaos, and a trail of toys that line each room and extent outside the perimeter of your house. If you have not stepped on a hard plastic Dora in the last few weeks....good for you and kiss my ass.
To those that call to tell me my bills are late and you may take legal action soon......
You're barking up the wrong tree and I am tired of the threats. Two words. Bring it.
To those that work at AT&T that put that order in to have my cell phone shut off for a five dollar late fee that I did not even know I had, cause I paid two days late last month and I am not even due yet this month and you wanted 40 bucks to restore the service AND I kept getting people that said "Hold on while I check this.." and was then directly sent back into the "press one for trouble with your service..", then had to yell at a whole new person all over again...........
I don't like any of you, but I appreciate that you did restore my service and wave the fee cause it was so freakin' ridiculous and if I did not have PMS, I may actually feel bad for the verbal beatings you all endured...or maybe not.
To those that coach football at Washington & Jefferson College, that continually screw over my fabulous, talented, handsome and "too good for your glorified high school, jump up in the air and hit bellies, fake stats" team......
I look forward to telling you off again next season, via e-mail, because you give hormonal fluctuations a home and a purpose.
To those that put up with all my bullshit.....
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
posted by Sunny at Wednesday, April 25, 2007
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